god and his son jesus

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trickytwitch:
me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”
me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too

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pitbullmabari:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
boogabeing:
aenramsden:
luna-forever-1:
😂
You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.
Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’
Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part
Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me??? I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there…
death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission?
it’s more likely than you think

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lesbwian:

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hazelgf:

i’m oscillating between dimensions y’all want anything

Dec 30 104247 via /

silver-tongues-blog:

sciencevevo:
runofthemillsocialist:
sciencevevo:
anyone who says “the bible is clear” about an issue, is 100% of the time wrong. the bible wasnt clear once. the bible couldnt be clear about how to make a table if it came in an ikea box
Exodus 25:23-30
well ill be darned
the only thing the bible is clear on is how to make furniture but only because jesus was a carpenter

Dec 30 70189 via /

flowersphil:

tonight’s mood is the deep desire to be held close in a dimly lit room, covered in blankets while rain is softly falling outside

Dec 30 243155 via /

klefable:

shitty-car-mods-daily:
I can understand wanting a hood ornament, but this is something else via Shitty_Car_Mods
fuck u shitty car mods this is a Statement

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batsound:

this is a strong contender for the funniest post i have ever seen in my life

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unclefather:

what it feels like to go to the bathroom right when you wake up

Dec 19 13166 via

People laugh when I try to explain Canada’s vast climate and geography:

matvrity:

starfisharmy:
cordpm:
castiel-for-king:
Like how in Manitoba, we have sand dunes in the Spruce Woods Provincial park
They just kind of hang out in the middle of the prairies.
Then there’s the desert in Drumheller, Alberta, complete with wild cacti:
And then there are the rain forests in British Columbia:
…where you can find cute little fluffies like the Spirit Bear.
And then of course we have the tundra we’re so famous for. It looks a little different in the summer though:
but in the winter it looks just like you think it would
Then, of course, the Rockies and all their many, many lakes
There’s the fjords in Newfoundland
Our boreal forests look particularly stunning in the fall
We even have beaches…really nice ones too!
…anyway…I think it’s really cool. It’s not all igloos and snow drifts, you know!
Will trade soul for citizenship
Wow. I will trade my soul as well.
Proud to be a canadien ☺️☺️

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bokchois:

I’m going to be that person with a million pokemon stickers merch

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